![]() Of course I talk to myself… sometimes I need expert advice. Some when they enter, others when they leave it.Ĭommon sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.ĭo you remember when I asked you to give me your opinion? That’s right, me neither. I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you.Īny of us has the capacity to light up a room. Your secrets are safe with me… I wasn’t even listening. I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.ĭoesn’t expect the unexpected make the unexpected expected? I’m a blur, a speeding bullet you can’t catch. God is really creative, I mean just look at me. I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror. ![]() If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. Posting this to make everyone else feel better about themselves. If I ever let my head down, it will be just to admire my shoes.Īye I’m just feeling my vibes right now, I’m feeling myself. Showing myself at my worst, so the next time I post a selfie, you’ll all be astounded by my stunning transformation. This is called a ‘selfie’ because ‘narcissistic’ is too hard to spell. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you. I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I’m self-employed.Ī selfie once a day keeps the depression away. I was sexually harassed at work by my boss. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.ĭrunk people, children, and leggings: They don’t lie.
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